*gurgle*

You know what I love? Tiny oranges. We have this whole bag of clementines in the fridge and they're making my life exponentially better.

You know what else I love? Michele's music. She's currently playing a song that goes "*techno techno techno* Shut the FUCK up and DANCE. *techno techno techno* If you haven't DANCED yet, what the FUCK did you come for? *techno techno techno*" I don't really understand, but it makes me all kinds of happy.

It's also really dark in the room right now. We have all the lights off except for our computer screens and this one lamp. I like it. Someday when I'm a fifty-cent hooker, I'm gonna have me a dark little lair full of pretty fabrics and scented candles where I shall make love. And eat tiny oranges. And listen to bipolar techno with a scary black man that yells at me for not dancing. And life shall be gooooood...

-Bell
"Dude! He just shoved that guy into a jet engine! Holy crap!"